Q:Booty too big for smaller size pants. Waist too small for bigger sized pants.
tru life: ur a lifter
so i got fired. i went into work every day last week barely able to move and almost entirely voiceless (at a restaurant might i add where i was face to face with customers who were questioning why i was at work and preparing food) finally on thursday i had enough and needed to stay home. i went in on friday morning to be told i was fired by the owner because they’re understaffed (hm) and he actually had to come in and work for about an hour to cover me. he’s usually not there at all, but spends all his time at the other newer nicer location. after working there for almost a year and a half and seeing about 20 different employees go through there, just like that. lost my tip share for 2 weeks and a full week’s paid vacation that i earned. fucking fuckers. i pretty much hated the job, but still.
anyway i’m taking advantage of my temporary unemployment by fully enjoying the art of breakfast. i made my man homemade biscuits and gravy and this heavenly plate for myself.
i’m finally feeing almost 100%, and really needing to get back to the gym.
trying to stay keto on day 8 of this sinus infection. i’ve cheated 2/8 days, but so far today is on point.
my crockpot spicy pulled chicken was phenomenal! too easy, just a can of tomatoes, can of green chilies, 3 chipotle peppers in adobo, cumin and chicken breasts. i poured the excess sauce over some rice for the man and we were both pleased.